I had a "Carey" moment last night. DH *pooted* while playing Playstation with Rotten1 last night. This led to Rotten1 running thru the house complaining about the smell. To which I replied, I'm the one who has to sleep with DH. Rotten1's response? I feel sorry for you. My response - Everyone farts. Rotten1 - You don't. *snort* This led to a 5 minute hilarious conversation involving the entire household about who farts and who doesn't. And according to DH, girls don't fart. They *poot*. Rotten2 says she does fart.
Welcome to my house. Isn't it fun?
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*snort* Sounds like a normal night.
A Carey moment? How is it that I always get mentioned in fart posts. Hrmph.
Oh wait. Nevermind.
*giggle*
I ate a lot of plums last night so be careful around me today.
The Rottens ate grapes last night.
What do plums do to you?
Plums do very bad things to my intestines. I don't think you want anymore information than that. :)
So if you know this, why do you eat plums?
Because they are super yummy. These are fresh off of Michelle's uncle's tree.
Oooooooh! I need some of those. Fresh off the tree fruits are always the best.
Oh! Speaking of trees, how's that pitiful little tree out front?
Our daisy tree? Still just as sad as ever with no flowers. But Michelle refuses to admit that it is a dead tree. She continues to show me the one dead flower on it and tell me that it's still blooming. *snort*
*raises hand* I poot and fart. :-)
*grin*
I think you need to take a new picture of it and show us all. We'll vote on it being dead or alive.
my boys would totally disagree about girls not farting. i've been horrifying jay lately.
and bravie--aren't plums just un-shriveled prunes? no wonder they are so deadly. eeek!
Yes, Kimmah. Which means they have that much more juice to flow through me.
I actually have a sliver of time to read some blogs and this is what I get?
*thinks the rottens are adorable*
Oh man! Wait until Rotten1 gets older. :D
You should see... um. smell it around here when Mr. Nutz & Nutzboy get going.
*grabs nose plugs*
If you don't fart you get grumpy. It's a scientific fact.
People who learn to hold their farts in all day think they don't fart at all. But once they fall asleep the gas finds its way out pretty quick. And that? is scientific fact.
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