and its only wednesday.
i'm in one of my funks where i feel like i'm just going thru the motions....every day is the same. blah. and i need to get out of this funk and into my happier place before winter sets in. of course, it doesn't help that i'm having girly problems this week either. ick.
so. i need the funny. where did i leave the fun and the funny? *looks around blog* if you find my fun or my funny, would you please let me know? *digs thru pockets*
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Check under the cushions and all around inside your couch - there's some funny stuff in there.
Oh. Wait. That's icky stuff. Nevermind then.
Read mine and DD's TAR summary. *grin* that might help a little.
*checks under one couch cushion*
Ewwwwww! I'm not looking there anymore. That's nasty!
*holds up funky half chewed kitty toy with extra stuff attached*
*heads off to read breezy's tar summary*
Nookie had a funny. Maybe she stole all the funny.
*hugs*
P.S. Um, hello, I'm visiting in a few weeks!
the tar summary was good, breezy! even though i have NO clue who all those fruit loops are.
There's some doozies this year.
I wanna go to Dallas with Kim. *pout*
the goth freak boyfriend/girlfriend pair picture cracked me up. and he sent my gaydar off the map. they are still in the race, right? i may actually have to watch for them. it's on sundays, right?
Yes, yes and yes. *giggle*
Nope, my funny was an accident. We'll all have to fly to Dallas and search for Momma's funny.
I had to go read Breezy's summary. I haven't read a summary in ages. I loved that she used "arasses". :-)
Sorry, I can't be funny under pressure. It has to happen naturally... maybe later.
*slips on banana peel*
OUCH!
*waits for momma to start laughing at me*
*snort*
Mark ... are you ... *giggle* ... okay?
Mark, don't you mean a "abnana peel"? *giggles*
It's official. Nookie found the funnys. Where did you find them, Nookie??
They are right here in my hand.
*shows Momma her hand then runs away*
*runs after Nookie*
*eats an abnana and throws the peel behind her*
*dodges the abnanan and waits for mtw*
*stops and also waits for MTW*
*giggles*
*grabs Nookie and wrestles her to get the funnys*
*throws the funnys in the air*
*races to catch funnys*
*slips on abnana peel*
*SNORT*
*catches the funnys and runs out of blog*
*gets up slowly*
*hurting really, really badly*
*sees Nookie and Momma laughing*
*smiles*
It was worth it!
As instructed by OT:
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes.
If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else that may be having a crumbly day and kneads it.
I got no funny today either. But that's what happens when you're plain and boring.
Mmmm, vanilla!
If you're plain and boring, then wouldn't EVERYTHING be funny by comparison?
You're getting a KIM visit??? When did this happen? I missed a lot while I've been busy. For funny, start watching The Office! Duh! Or go to Jack Handy's Deep Thoughts page. I always get a pick me up in there.
Olivia on KidNation brought the funny tonight. And really, she did.
mm, where is the Jack Handy page? *runs off to google*
Go play with your laptop. Plan for Kim's visit!
Seriously, *Hugs*
Perhaps it's the time of year? Go do some spontaneous and fun thing!
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