A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and give it a try!" The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes skyward she screams in great frustration, "THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!
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OMG! Check it! Check it now! And now! Check it again!
We should all be OCD about checking our Facebook!
Whatever that is...
I would not want a book with my face on it.
Moooooommmmmy! DO you have a joke with a slug in it?
That poor blonde. Nobody wears shoes when they are swimming. *rolls eyes* She should have waited until they came out of the water, dried off and put their shoes on. Jeeeez.
For the zombster...
What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?
I'll get you next slime!
What was the snail doing on the highway?
About one mile a day!
How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?
The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean me"!
What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out!
How do snails get their shells so shiny?
They use snail varnish!
Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of giants fingers!
LMAO.
That is the funniest blond joke I've heard yet.
(At first, I thought the blond was you; until the punchline. I know you're SMRT.)
*gigglepants*
Very funny momma. *smoooches*
Very cute, momma! And yours too, arkie. I shared these with DH, he got a good laugh, too.
Arkie!
Those are funny! I love the last one!
ha! Cute. I'll have to tell Shawn this so he can roll his eyes at me.
That was you?
Those slug jokes are the worst.
*smooches Momma*
Coco, honey...I dunno if I want farty smooches. I mean, I lvoe ya and all, but...
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